Monday, January 04, 2010

status updates for today

  • 13:28 Ken 2 of my closest ppl are flying off next saturday. wow. totally wow. bit.ly/8ZE9MA #
  • 13:28 Ken "sometimes when i'm alone, i use comic sans." bit.ly/4OWhEA #
  • 13:28 Ken "i feel like you're an island of reality in an ocean of diarrhoea." bit.ly/928asX #
  • 17:06 Ken realises that 90% of the time, 70% of my status updates attract attention from 40% of my acquaintances even if ... bit.ly/7bKhSK #
  • 17:06 Ken does a fart stink if there's nobody around to smell it? bit.ly/6bv8Gn #
  • 18:08 Ken a pedometer is used to gauge how much of a pedophile you are. bit.ly/7cocSa #
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