i repeat...

i can see the light at the end of the tunnel...

just that i'm crawling at snail's pace to reach it.

at least i managed to solve a major pain in the ass on friday.

speaking of major pain in the ass, i will next write about my shit problem. feel free to stop reading this post if you think you'll be disgusted easily.

my tummy has been staging plenty of rebellions of late. maybe it's time for me to visit the doctor about it. i've heard of Irritable Bowel Syndrome but this is ridiculous! my problem is this: i get the shits. often. often at times when i have to leave the house, or relocate to a different venue. so from Point A to Point B i suffer as i bear with the agony of reaching the location on time or having to take detours to relieve myself... more than once. ugh. very inconvenient.
the more regular occurences? moments just before i leave home for work. and late at night when i have to send my girl back to her home.

my plan of attack for now is probably to

1. try and bear with the agony as much as i can so as to reach my destinations without making any unplanned stops.
2. eat lesser during meals
3. less junk food
4. try and clear my bowels ahead of time (whatever the means... it could be like hours before i get on the road it'd be a miracle to be able to achieve this easily...)
5. avoid food that may aggravate, e.g. laksa, curry, tom yum-flavoured stuff etc...

sadly, i do have a big appetite when i feel like it. unfortunately my system doesn't allow that to happen too often. good stuff just goes to waste as even my mum also refer to my gastrointestinal system as one straight pipe. high throughput indeed. :( next time if i order too little, this is very likely the reason behind it.

hey why do you think i started calling myself muffypoo? xD the muffled agonies of shit wanting to get out of course... so do take me literally when i say i'm full of shit okay?

*thanks for your support and understanding dear*