10/31 rants of the day

There were two scenes, yet again. The first involved my presence on hilltop. At a cliff in fact. And I was under... http://t.co/V5TaKEWX
4:50 PM October 31st via twitterfeed
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"a unique" or "an unique"? :P http://t.co/j55mayHV
1:36 PM October 31st via twitterfeed

10/30 rants of the day

ooh... http://t.co/nD31aVvz
6:04 PM October 30th via twitterfeed
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dough as money,
dough as bread,
isn't it time to unwind the thread?
flu sniff flu,
blue nose blue,
what's wrong ... http://t.co/vQBP13RX
11:47 PM October 29th via twitterfeed
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interesting read for anyone that may be feeling negative about themselves.
CHEER UP
ALL THE THINGS! http://t.co/MHcs3Ai2
10:43 PM October 29th via twitterfeed

10/29 rants of the day

in case anyone's interested, 明天? http://t.co/TFzGKGZg
3:09 PM October 29th via twitterfeed
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There were 2 distinct scenes.
I was with Rachel L H Chen on a bus, ready to alight. But not just any bus, it wa... http://t.co/qv94JLcS
3:09 PM October 29th via twitterfeed
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anyone else received that survey email for a Forbes "STUDY ON POLYTECHNIC GRADUATES"? curious little thing... http://t.co/vYaVc4z0
2:04 PM October 29th via twitterfeed
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On the tail of a Zonda... Bus. http://t.co/NyBAJMhd
1:01 PM October 29th via twitterfeed
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yay! http://t.co/7msH1N5m
11:46 AM October 29th via twitterfeed
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You've just bought the iPhone 4S in Singapore. You tried to ask Siri "How's the weather like". After a few tries... http://t.co/yJ2PogFI
2:15 AM October 29th via twitterfeed
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totally bitchy "clarification" from the cafe... send word to Isengard. http://t.co/qVjB4vgW
12:07 AM October 29th via twitterfeed

10/28 rants of the day

The next 10 people that I see who spams the link for the Starbucks giftcard? The moment you post that link on Fa... http://t.co/FaCtSbFj
12:50 AM October 28th via twitterfeed
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This world is made up of man-made coincidences. http://t.co/wP2eVKKh
2:57 AM October 28th via twitterfeed
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Hands up, how many of you queued for more than 3 hours for the iPhone 4S? http://t.co/IwCZEYZf
10:16 AM October 28th via twitterfeed
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Just realised... If the iphone is too mainstream and I own a Desire Z that hardly anyone uses, does that make me... http://t.co/UlIschC7
12:20 PM October 28th via twitterfeed
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The rain is so heavy out the window that Mt Faber and the cable cars look like they're part of a Chinese paintin... http://t.co/7B4mFmvb
4:34 PM October 28th via twitterfeed

10/27 rants of the day

I was a sniper (yet again) with a team of special forces. We were in the middle of a number of missions to locat... http://t.co/tyVoubGP
9:39 PM October 26th via twitterfeed
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She woke up in her dream, mumbling, "omg, omg, omg, one month of mushrooms"... Stunned... http://t.co/YWGnsIQv
2:53 AM October 27th via twitterfeed
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greed, people, can bring you down. or not being very bright about such transactions. or both. unless the foreign... http://t.co/198mo8QR
10:07 AM October 27th via twitterfeed
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Lovely white ass of a ferrari 458 italia... http://t.co/YUaMgrlU
10:07 AM October 27th via twitterfeed
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Dear friends, the $100 starbucks gift card link is obviously spam. Please stop spreading it. How do you expect t... http://t.co/uVf99OT9
3:16 PM October 27th via twitterfeed
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sony bids farewell to ericsson. http://t.co/iM9GX0VB
4:18 PM October 27th via twitterfeed

10/26 rants of the day

Video - happy now? http://t.co/YlJbEL5b
10:47 PM October 25th via twitterfeed
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:DDD http://t.co/HO5oWmMF
11:49 PM October 25th via twitterfeed
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RIP... http://t.co/C6wjtLXP
1:53 AM October 26th via twitterfeed
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Siri, meet Iris. http://t.co/uWYOIEVZ
1:53 AM October 26th via twitterfeed

10/25 rants of the day

conversations with jesus: email is for you to conveniently describe in detail the issues you encounter, rather t... http://t.co/0yU7FYha
5:38 PM October 25th via twitterfeed
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problem solvers usually start off trying to solve problems of their own... http://t.co/OZJsjFKi
4:36 PM October 25th via twitterfeed
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Okay people, we've achieved our quota of one per month on average, consistently for the past 5 months. Good job ... http://t.co/ET2w2y61
10:54 AM October 25th via twitterfeed
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my thoughts are like several ball bearings all together at once in a pinball machine... http://t.co/Bmvk852i
10:54 AM October 25th via twitterfeed
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whoops? http://t.co/zZkZlEMb
2:31 AM October 25th via twitterfeed

Basic SQLite Database

It's probably a very quick process, but nonetheless out of convenience, I decided to just prepare a barebones database in SQLite meant for use with Android apps here in my dropbox. Inside is just the basic table of android_metadata with the prescribed locale column having "en_US" as data. Just proceed with creating your own tables with _id as the primary key and drop the database file into the /res folder of your Android app project.

10/24 rants of the day

IT professionals are like paedatricians; the patients are mostly easy to work with, but the parents are awful http://t.co/J4N2EN3N
1:33 AM October 24th via twitterfeed

English is a Crazy Language: Analysed

A friend of mine shared this tidbit of irony recently, that, upon reading it, I felt the intense urge to discover the idiosyncrasy behind all this madness and set forth to do some research on the etymology of the words mentioned below:

English is a crazy language
There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple, English muffins weren't invented in England. Quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a Guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

Any why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

In what other language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? We ship by truck but send cargo by ship, we have noses that run and feet that smell. We park in a driveway and drive in a parkway. And how can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by fililng it out, and in which an alarm goes off by going on. And, in closing, if Father is Pop, how come Mother's not Mop?

English is crazy, because it adopts a whole array of words from other languages... a little research reveals this much.

• Eggplant originates from India and is natively known as brinjal.
• Hamburgers originates from Hamburg, Germany. The original hamburg steak originated from this location, which ironically was derived from Ham "bend of the (river) knee (originating from that of a hog" + Burg "fort" in German. In conclusion, the hamburger was in reference to the place than the type of meat used, but the smarter lot of you would already know that...
• Pineapples were named after resemblance to pine cones.
• English muffins indeed originated from England.
• Quicksand implies "quick" as in "lively" instead of "fast" in this context.
• Boxing ring originates from a crowd making space for two individuals in a fight.
• Guinea pigs were plausibly sold as cheap pork alternatives via the Guinea trade route.
• Finger originates from "fingor", Hammer from "hamor", Grocer was a family name, hence all having a different root to words with the use of "-er".
• Amends is the plural form of "Amende", adopted from Old French, and does not originate from "Amend".
• Teach originates from Old English, where Preach was borrowed from Old French; definitely of different roots.
• Vegetarian originates from agrarian "relating to the land" whereas Humanitarian came from Unitarian "one who rejects the doctrine of the Trinity".
• Recite can actually be done at a Recital, and Play has a homonym from two origins "plegian" and "plega" in Old English.
• It is possible to "ship cargo by ship", and "ship" is analogous to conveyance of large quantities of goods over a long distance, before motorised vehicles were invented.
• The nose doesn't actually run, it's the mucus that does. "Feet smells" being a shortened way of describing "smells like vinegar".
• Old houses had long driveways that could be driven on, and parkways came from USA for cutting roads through national parks.
• Fat chance is used in a sarcastic tone whereas a slim chance is an analytical point of view.
• Similarly, a wise guy is used sarcastically as opposed to a wise man.
• Burn up is shortened from "burn up in flames", whereas during the process, the house burns down "to the ground", so both happens at the same time with reference to observations on either the fire or the object engulfed in the flames.
• A person can "fill in the blanks" (shortened to Fill In) on a form, and part of this process is to "fill out" required information (opposed to optional ones)
• Go Off originates from firearms in which the ammunition departs from the chamber and barrel, hence derived from a process of explosion and loud sound. Go On simply means that something had occurred, different from the original meaning of "On", which implies operation of the alarm.
• Infants learn Papa and Mama rather than Pop, so again it's thanks to USA for introducing such deviation. Phonetically, it is evident that pronouncing "Papa" without the ending "a" will result in "Pop" being pronounced.

Obviously, whoever made the original text is American. From a rational perspective, the differences in usage is attributed mostly to the origins of words, where many a time, the origins are not from the UK but instead borrowed from other languages. Other times, a slang used regionally gets perpetuated across the world and maintains usage as a figure of speech. Anyone remembers New Holland? No? That's because it's been geographically renamed to Australia. And does anyone know where Persia is? Iran. Yet the old name has remained in pop-culture reference, just because people like how it sounds.

I reckon there are many a loopholes in the above that you wish to point out, but it should certainly stir some deep thinking regardless. Way to go for taking the fun out of all that gibberish eh? My welcome.

Sources:  www.etymonline.com, en.wiktionary.org, en.wikipedia.org, dictionary.reference.com, answers.yahoo.com and various other locations from searching on www.google.com, such as this blog and this forum.

10/23 rants of the day

meow. meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow? meow meow meow meow meow meow. http://t.co/1W7PC4hk
3:12 PM October 23rd via twitterfeed
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happy birthdays Adeline Lim, Janice Chan & Ng Yeow Kiat... 25mins remaining :) http://t.co/9k6jZ4XI
11:41 PM October 22nd via twitterfeed
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:DDD http://t.co/Y025gHZS
8:34 PM October 22nd via twitterfeed

10/22 rants of the day

Recommendations for accomodations in Seoul, anyone? http://t.co/Kix3BoDG
5:28 PM October 22nd via twitterfeed
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Last night, I was visiting a friend. It was in broad daylight. The friend lived in a big white bungalow. With me... http://t.co/VuxFrMan
3:21 PM October 22nd via twitterfeed

10/21 rants of the day

i swear it is indeed possible to turn shit into precious metal! http://t.co/rAEEQ5VX
3:52 PM October 21st via twitterfeed
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Tidbit of the day: The max price tag one can set on an app in the Android Market is $270 in SGD... http://t.co/LfE2RQhz
11:26 AM October 21st via twitterfeed
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@#$% somebody won the $80k from the mcd monopoly already... http://t.co/B9FD3Ndy
11:26 AM October 21st via twitterfeed
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I was with a choreographed group dancing outside a Mcdonald's in costumes from the Madagascar animation... I mig... http://t.co/JySaRX56
9:13 AM October 21st via twitterfeed
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can everyone please stop sharing that link? http://t.co/oBljZiUF
12:23 AM October 21st via twitterfeed
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Video - omnidirectional treadmill, fine. battlefield 3, cool. getting shot by paintball guns? wicked! http://t.co/ktT0wdtI
11:15 PM October 20th via twitterfeed
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which camp are you banking with? http://t.co/MMEFYinT
11:15 PM October 20th via twitterfeed
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unconfirmed: gaddafi reportedly captured and died from GSW http://t.co/7POBK82A
8:57 PM October 20th via twitterfeed

10/20 rants of the day

my phone likes to wake up mid-calls, causing my cheek to touch the screen and hang up. i think this would solve ... http://t.co/e23i3axx
3:10 PM October 20th via twitterfeed
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dswrlsfktb... http://t.co/Jnr58989
3:10 PM October 20th via twitterfeed
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I wonder if there were any amendments made to the ISA since the 1960s. In keeping up with the times, the least t... http://t.co/pMAoiJIb
10:39 AM October 20th via twitterfeed

10/19 rants of the day

Cat A: $56k, Cat B: $75k, Cat E: $73k. GG. GLHF! http://t.co/h9teMpRn
4:46 PM October 19th via twitterfeed
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Which would you rather be: the tester, or the testee? http://t.co/D2xjRY2U
3:42 PM October 19th via twitterfeed
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awaiting launch of ice cream sandwich in 10mins... http://t.co/XE0MV0Wj
1:32 PM October 19th via twitterfeed
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tell-tale signs a woman is happy #1110190148: she can't wipe that smile/grin even when in her sleep (unless her ... http://t.co/yFOpD3GT
2:22 AM October 19th via twitterfeed

10/17 rants of the day

ear itching from mozzie bite since saturday... either that, or cos somebody's speaking ill about me... http://t.co/dNWtBWMk
12:38 PM October 17th via twitterfeed

10/16 rants of the day

Rachel L H Chen wants 贺军翔 don't want me :( http://t.co/6c6R86PO
3:07 PM October 16th via twitterfeed

10/15 rants of the day

feeding mozzies... http://t.co/UJejkrJA
4:17 PM October 15th via twitterfeed
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we have 6 days. ಠ_ಠ http://t.co/6u9KZwNZ
1:56 PM October 15th via twitterfeed
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go go redditors! http://t.co/mCfwaBHj
2:51 AM October 15th via twitterfeed

10/14 rants of the day

imagine i give you a burger, but inside the wrapper you find the sauce for the chicken patty is in one packet,... http://t.co/RoYYz2NX
3:54 PM October 14th via twitterfeed
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blackbox programming means you provide one box that has everything i need inside, not an entire collection of ... http://t.co/Rxm9ttJg
12:49 PM October 14th via twitterfeed
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we have come to the end of WTF, but @#$% grrr... http://t.co/8Ob0Y6e6
10:45 AM October 14th via twitterfeed
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Kinda weird to hear the same "doors are closing, beep beep beep beep beep" on the smrt bus... http://t.co/fcEMBzie
9:43 AM October 14th via twitterfeed
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Rain the NSF. http://t.co/rG4aAgPC
12:49 AM October 14th via twitterfeed
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Video - 无影手 http://t.co/BPPgZ40p
12:49 AM October 14th via twitterfeed
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Uncle, Y U DO 60 ON LANE 1?! http://t.co/CXFwUU4X
9:57 PM October 13th via twitterfeed
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"I like trains" - asdf http://t.co/ClN5GCnt
6:48 PM October 13th via twitterfeed

10/13 rants of the day

but my name is not Rube Goldberg... http://t.co/75GYy23y
3:36 PM October 13th via twitterfeed
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It's Thursday; we're in the middle of WTF. http://t.co/pGRazMoI
9:19 AM October 13th via twitterfeed
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spent 1hr+ drawing this... hopefully as accurate as i could... http://t.co/c7TM4eGT
8:49 PM October 12th via twitterfeed
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Today is the beginning of WTF... http://t.co/sCHnDSHU
6:43 PM October 12th via twitterfeed

10/12 rants of the day

the CVS history is there for a reason, kthxbai. http://t.co/kT6ZNSf9
3:35 PM October 12th via twitterfeed
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Im Westen nichts Neues... http://t.co/maLXSlOM
2:34 PM October 12th via twitterfeed
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If i ever leave one day, every single one of you will be greatly missed... http://t.co/mtIi89ED
12:03 AM October 12th via twitterfeed

10/11 rants of the day

it's so testing to not be a whiny bitch with this feeling of being caught in between... arghhh http://t.co/ZZDt6DAI
1:44 PM October 11th via twitterfeed
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conversations with jesus: thanks for staying back with me until 930pm, but for some reason i still feel this p... http://t.co/QadaS35u
10:40 AM October 11th via twitterfeed
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is EXHAUSTED... >_ http://t.co/ZgiVQOUm
1:02 AM October 11th via twitterfeed
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Irritate 到~ #$%&! http://t.co/0gmPrPVV
6:42 PM October 10th via twitterfeed

10/10 rants of the day

Y U NO USE CAMELHUMP NOTATION :( http://t.co/MncxpHvJ
12:08 PM October 10th via twitterfeed
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Just had a nightmare: kena summon worth $31453 for not displaying parking coupon... http://t.co/Jqli53u8
6:42 AM October 10th via twitterfeed

10/9 rants of the day

this article spells out what everyone had been wondering. http://t.co/3BOCEubS
4:46 PM October 9th via twitterfeed
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Video - :D http://t.co/C1yzra06
3:41 PM October 9th via twitterfeed
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feeling so drained and lifeless... :( http://t.co/XLYyAowK
9:55 PM October 8th via twitterfeed
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conversations with jesus: giving me instructions doesn't require you scraping my LCD, kthxbai. http://t.co/JBXOTU0C
6:42 PM October 8th via twitterfeed
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$_$ http://t.co/Ot6uAB3W
6:42 PM October 8th via twitterfeed

10/8 rants of the day

conversations with jesus: so you want me to follow you... guess i won't rest in peace then. http://t.co/nKvNsW1x
8:17 PM October 7th via twitterfeed

10/7 rants of the day

Happy Children's Day... I'm not a children, so I'm not happy today. :( http://t.co/2bSoBJJ8
10:45 AM October 7th via twitterfeed
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Video - wonderful fluidity. http://t.co/GHTHVj9V
1:30 AM October 7th via twitterfeed
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Tan Junming Clarence caught this yet? http://t.co/aERtlZ7c
1:30 AM October 7th via twitterfeed
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Fly like a G60. http://t.co/6wPH0wFW
7:11 PM October 6th via twitterfeed

10/6 rants of the day

the world economy is worsening by the day... we see less Jobs around everyday... http://t.co/hCDa61tF
10:47 AM October 6th via twitterfeed
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This is heavy. RIP. http://t.co/tue2yzh6
9:43 AM October 6th via twitterfeed
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my eyes! http://t.co/7rOF3LTv
12:05 AM October 6th via twitterfeed
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hmm... Tan Junming Clarence http://t.co/m37IugJH
8:52 PM October 5th via twitterfeed

10/5 rants of the day

COE still at high levels, nothing to see. *yawns* http://t.co/ORgbRqYf
4:38 PM October 5th via twitterfeed
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my name is not 骨哥 http://t.co/tK90sOSz
3:37 PM October 5th via twitterfeed
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hang on peeps, the iPhone 4S is likely meant for developers to produce new apps on the iOS 5. don't get your k... http://t.co/MO30Oqfm
10:27 AM October 5th via twitterfeed
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iPhone 4S - CPU: 7x > iPhone 4, Camera: 8MP + IR filter + 0.5sec delay, Video: 1080p + noise reduction, Transm... http://t.co/tcxSsZj1
3:12 AM October 5th via twitterfeed
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bwahahaha! it's official; no iPhone 5 this time round fellas, just the 4S. anyone feeling disappointed yet? http://t.co/tk2S53fF
2:08 AM October 5th via twitterfeed
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which is better: master of one, or jack of all trades? http://t.co/VTtabIyY
1:03 AM October 5th via twitterfeed
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Apple has feline mascots for their OSX releases, Linux is associated with the penguin. So what animal mascot i... http://t.co/9lkDIehK
7:49 PM October 4th via twitterfeed

10/4 rants of the day

I've got firefox, tomcat, toad and tortoise on my desktop... what is this, a zoo? http://t.co/P2ny2EKX
12:31 PM October 4th via twitterfeed
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woohoo 300+ installs~ Tan Junming Clarence so I've fixed the bug... http://t.co/JjkbRiUD
1:18 AM October 4th via twitterfeed
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Video - anyone remembers this cartoon? xD http://t.co/c1pJWISQ
12:14 AM October 4th via twitterfeed

10/3 rants of the day

rule of life, lesson #201109031758: guys should avoid crossing their legs when in the absence of female compan... http://t.co/zNeRGAuf
6:02 PM October 3rd via twitterfeed
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Video - guess what? it's time to wake up. http://t.co/9fjcjly7
11:49 AM October 3rd via twitterfeed
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is this how residents of psychiatric wards feel? all stoned and lifeless once they're drugged? i'm like here b... http://t.co/FjrmRn7o
10:48 AM October 3rd via twitterfeed

10/2 rants of the day

Fabian Lau, trampolines don't bounce people. people bounce people. http://t.co/QORtsSDw
6:32 PM October 2nd via twitterfeed
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Video - pink uniforms! ladies? http://t.co/J13pQUlP
2:22 PM October 2nd via twitterfeed
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Video - good kid enjoys rock, hates pop. http://t.co/rmmcGiGv
12:48 AM October 2nd via twitterfeed
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nononononononononono *womp womp womp* http://t.co/pjAO4PJJ
10:43 PM October 1st via twitterfeed
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Dear all, thanks for your concern, and thanks to those who showed up at the wake. Much appreciated. http://t.co/w2iiqGjE
10:42 PM October 1st via twitterfeed

10/1 rants of the day

RIP, FiL. http://t.co/AGXqY7n3
12:23 PM October 1st via twitterfeed
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all the experience of being a COS, minus the uniform and rifle. Oh yes rifle i'm packing my own... http://t.co/QvkmKjk5
8:18 AM October 1st via twitterfeed

9/30 rants of the day

My father-in-law will be sent off tomorrow morning. Apologies for any confusion. http://t.co/2Bf7KmJc
10:47 AM September 30th via twitterfeed
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Change of plans, tomorrow will be the last day of the wake, instead of Sunday. http://t.co/we56kbdD
9:45 AM September 30th via twitterfeed
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My father-in-law has passed on. The wake will be held in Singapore Casket @ Lavender, from Friday to Sunday. http://t.co/rfVgU15g
12:30 AM September 30th via twitterfeed
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he's gone... http://t.co/OxtOilBW
10:26 PM September 29th via twitterfeed
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Video - i can haz schrodinger? http://t.co/oz2nEDrO
9:22 PM September 29th via twitterfeed

9/29 rants of the day

tech strip pr0n :D http://t.co/6gJgPlqX
6:19 PM September 29th via twitterfeed
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It's never a good time. http://t.co/Z5NgIsaM
6:19 PM September 29th via twitterfeed
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aka BlackBerry to play nice with Android, but only allows getting to third base... (or second?) http://t.co/mOhVpOcH
4:16 PM September 29th via twitterfeed
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Guess I'm not alone in linking the haze to the Shell plant fire. http://t.co/5iAhtHCm
3:14 PM September 29th via twitterfeed
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Before I forget further... it's National Coffee Day! Start pouring that liquid gold down your throat like it's 1969! http://t.co/Zz3scRPF
3:14 PM September 29th via twitterfeed
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Video - i think you need this, Tan Junming Clarence http://t.co/whJaqng9
1:16 AM September 29th via twitterfeed
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Video - memes of the internet unite! http://t.co/udvOWe0c
9:20 PM September 28th via twitterfeed

9/28 rants of the day

that guy in his office is an impressive cunning linguist... http://t.co/vNG1LkyH
3:09 PM September 28th via twitterfeed
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ghost in the jvm... http://t.co/wQgUf5rZ
3:09 PM September 28th via twitterfeed
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That crappy feeling is back... http://t.co/nMh58IDQ
10:01 AM September 28th via twitterfeed
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all of a sudden, huge gust of wind! alright who farted? pretty sure it wasn't me. http://t.co/NM6SPIBT
12:44 AM September 28th via twitterfeed
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thinks that yellow junction boxes should have flaming fences of fire ablaze on directions that are red light. http://t.co/oaAB5ekT
7:35 PM September 27th via twitterfeed

9/27 rants of the day

ORLY? So... How now brown cow? http://t.co/VHYOVUwN
5:31 PM September 27th via twitterfeed
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silly people... of course everyone would blame it on video games... if i had my way i'd want my own portal gun too! http://t.co/7qgqBIQi
9:55 AM September 27th via twitterfeed
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i promise i won't be a bitch today. http://t.co/mEnBkIIy
9:55 AM September 27th via twitterfeed
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wide awake sleeper talking very happily in her dream... http://t.co/Mt0DotSo
1:27 AM September 27th via twitterfeed
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KEEP LEFT UNLESS OVERTAKING ALL YOU BLOODY NINCOMPOOPS!!! That is all. http://t.co/b1gnFCJB
9:07 PM September 26th via twitterfeed

9/26 rants of the day

Y U NO COLLECTIONS? :( http://t.co/PTd6mPSv
5:55 PM September 26th via twitterfeed
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good god... my new back-to-back neighbour is using the Victory ringtone from Final Fantasy... http://t.co/hEX7kErV
11:45 AM September 26th via twitterfeed
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Video - design pr0n. http://t.co/aGWSd9OJ
1:32 AM September 26th via twitterfeed
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Video - somehow this makes us look good... what's going on? http://t.co/CtyKFQCO
1:32 AM September 26th via twitterfeed
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F1: where alpha males put their egos on the line, pitting themselves against each other in high octane action. http://t.co/74fHURHA
10:17 PM September 25th via twitterfeed
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surprising how hamilton still manages to catch up to 5th position even after falling into 20th place... http://t.co/U02oVrbq
10:17 PM September 25th via twitterfeed
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Video - i want one too. thanks Rachel L H Chen! http://t.co/WXRknTir
8:14 PM September 25th via twitterfeed
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i don't need an F1 car, just the safety vehicle will do. thanks Rachel L H Chen. http://t.co/4mXM69vY
8:14 PM September 25th via twitterfeed

9/25 rants of the day

just woke up... and murphy's law appears to work during weekends too... http://t.co/V2TO8GWq
11:58 AM September 25th via twitterfeed
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omg 200 installs... Tan Junming Clarence you can stop installing on every device you have already can? http://t.co/kLmA80kg
12:46 AM September 25th via twitterfeed
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this guy... 2002 - rookie, now - an inspiration to others. http://t.co/68AsIoNY
12:46 AM September 25th via twitterfeed
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A woman looks the hottest when she is busy concentrating on doing something. http://t.co/U4pDzeVQ
7:38 PM September 24th via twitterfeed
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There's a van @ lvl3 of Great World City selling what appears to be hotpockets outside GV cinema entrance. How did they hoist it up here?!
6:56 PM September 24th via HTC Peep

9/24 rants of the day

Having our breakfast/brunch/lunch/teabreak/dinner/nightsnack1/nightsnack2/supper for today, all at once now... http://t.co/GRjetGYG
6:38 PM September 24th via twitterfeed
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it's caturday!~ http://t.co/SQWfy90X
4:31 PM September 24th via twitterfeed
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jim henson google doodle. http://t.co/duMKQwXx
3:26 PM September 24th via twitterfeed
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Video - me and Rachel L H Chen? http://t.co/Du346x6j
1:46 AM September 24th via twitterfeed
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old liao. http://t.co/Ku3TDAr1
12:45 AM September 24th via twitterfeed

9/23 rants of the day

dear stranger named maria, i did not give you a missed call, my name is not dave and it's peculiar you insist ... http://t.co/4RJa7VoE
11:29 AM September 23rd via twitterfeed
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I'll just leave this here... http://t.co/MkWPavWW
12:18 AM September 23rd via twitterfeed
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Getting lost in bukit batok.... http://t.co/vEEmyQie
11:16 PM September 22nd via twitterfeed

9/22 rants of the day

wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah yeah http://t.co/vomXPoNm
10:47 AM September 22nd via twitterfeed
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to whomever this may interest... http://t.co/iSETfzhw
11:22 PM September 21st via twitterfeed
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have fun! :D http://t.co/pQnJmDX7
9:16 PM September 21st via twitterfeed
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Conversations with jesus: show me yours and i'll show you mine... http://t.co/TNt23qeH
7:10 PM September 21st via twitterfeed

9/21 rants of the day

I'm a muggle-wump. We're all bloody muggle-wumps! http://t.co/m2kcvOP4
3:59 PM September 21st via twitterfeed
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Weather condition: Foggy (y
Yes! Not haze!)
Road traffic: Jam? What jam? =x http://t.co/557gILJC
9:42 AM September 21st via twitterfeed
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Video - perfect way to get out of work... http://t.co/SgWQ9EH7
1:17 AM September 21st via twitterfeed
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Video - incredible coding. http://t.co/RYqFLoML
12:13 AM September 21st via twitterfeed
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watching hawaii five-o, come to think of it, why aren't our ammo boxes red? http://t.co/JmNXhofk
12:13 AM September 21st via twitterfeed
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Road user general rule #1: 唔好佐著地球转 (lit. Don't keep planet Earth from turning) http://t.co/NhHBluB9
9:03 PM September 20th via twitterfeed
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First time see people taking their pet cat out for a stroll... While on the leash?! http://t.co/amvMmxpy
7:59 PM September 20th via twitterfeed

9/20 rants of the day

conversations with jesus: no, i'm sure it wasn't me. now why would you simply assume it was? http://t.co/bvsoKptW
11:39 AM September 20th via twitterfeed
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good news, bad news... "so long as the cameras inside them are removed." http://t.co/ItdiqCfW
10:37 AM September 20th via twitterfeed
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The Straits Times (http://t.co/yiEPqFrJ) reported the... http://t.co/mP3qw0Vy
11:09 PM September 19th via twitterfeed

9/19 rants of the day

feels like I could vomit rainbows today and still feel out of sorts... http://t.co/zxoqQogr
3:42 PM September 19th via twitterfeed
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feeling discomfort all over... yup it's monday... http://t.co/la5J5Z2y
9:47 AM September 19th via twitterfeed
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My head is throbbing... (No, the one with my skull...) http://t.co/lXqL8dmd
11:24 PM September 18th via twitterfeed
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Adelante... http://t.co/0jdk62BN
7:13 PM September 18th via twitterfeed

9/17 rants of the day

Aperture Science overheated my laptop and crashed my windows. http://t.co/7DavlX9R
4:18 PM September 17th via twitterfeed
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KPE is now "keep right unless overtaking"? http://t.co/q2yOxYYI
4:18 PM September 17th via twitterfeed
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I... I don't... I don't know what to say! http://t.co/ltqLxbl5
3:16 PM September 17th via twitterfeed
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Of the remainder, 1 just changed job, 1 can't handle the job hunt, 1 gets emotionally blackmailed to stay on. http://t.co/mzr9pYoT
1:12 PM September 17th via twitterfeed
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did he just break the world guinness record for most condoms swallowed? (and probably subsequently shat) http://t.co/dd2DISeW
12:10 PM September 17th via twitterfeed
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Video - i think i just unlearned all the geography i ever picked up in school... http://t.co/G9ZdFndS
1:49 AM September 17th via twitterfeed
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downloaded portal 1 from steam! :D http://t.co/NJcY7tEd
12:47 AM September 17th via twitterfeed
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overdone meme? nope. chuck testa. http://t.co/3iyAuAP8
11:44 PM September 16th via twitterfeed
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challenging use of your mouse... http://t.co/6Mbx6iY3
11:44 PM September 16th via twitterfeed

9/16 rants of the day

angry birds... but with bunnies... http://t.co/6EIzOk5q
12:16 PM September 16th via twitterfeed
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Portal 1 is now free on Steam! Rejoice! http://t.co/hmrH4zEA
11:12 AM September 16th via twitterfeed
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no haze today, the city skyline is back to HD quality. http://t.co/R45TT0Ni
10:10 AM September 16th via twitterfeed
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dear life, you suck. and the week flew past so fast i didn't realise it's 快day already. http://t.co/63aUzfXB
12:51 AM September 16th via twitterfeed

9/15 rants of the day

how i translate this: LKY's plan is to bring in 20-25k foreign women every year for the single male singaporea... http://t.co/JP7OY8DY
1:23 PM September 15th via twitterfeed
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Hey Hey I made $gazillion today working a few hour from home check this out! http://t.co/ia3heuOt
1:23 PM September 15th via twitterfeed
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含冚鹹扻蚶 (for those who don't understand, this reads: hum hum hum hum hum) http://t.co/UridloGb
11:20 AM September 15th via twitterfeed
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alright people, it's Turdsday. time to get your turd babies on. http://t.co/eoU02i4m
10:19 AM September 15th via twitterfeed
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Video - class and mystique... to go http://t.co/P50adzb
2:06 AM September 15th via twitterfeed
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if this, then that. get to it! :D http://t.co/HZUj8el
11:00 PM September 14th via twitterfeed

9/14 rants of the day

It's Diusday... http://t.co/0NlQYRV
4:44 PM September 14th via twitterfeed
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my bad. it's wetnoseday. http://t.co/N4cleZ1
4:44 PM September 14th via twitterfeed
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"are both of you above 21?" LOL! http://t.co/qUeVBDl
9:56 PM September 13th via twitterfeed

9/13 rants of the day

I spilt my cola over this article... aka he's being sent to China working under Temasek Holdings. http://t.co/7sApSal
2:39 PM September 13th via twitterfeed
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uk, us, aussie all have their share of hacking scandals, so envious. when will it be our turn in sg? http://t.co/jJwLgD1
2:39 PM September 13th via twitterfeed
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Dear Murphy, please GTFO. Why are you visiting me today of all days? That's why you're called Murphy isn't it?... http://t.co/1Nm0DT8
12:37 PM September 13th via twitterfeed
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Y U NO GIMME BLACKBOX OBJECT!? http://t.co/BzFWqBm
11:36 AM September 13th via twitterfeed
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Y U NO USE MEANINGFUL FIELDS!? http://t.co/r41AReo
10:31 AM September 13th via twitterfeed
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Of all the children stories of the 80s, name me one that doesn't include a delusional lonely guy and imaginary... http://t.co/TuCwPqA
10:31 AM September 13th via twitterfeed
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Accident @ junction of hougang ave 10/punggol rd... Now. Biker down. http://t.co/QtqeRTX
7:57 PM September 12th via twitterfeed

9/12 rants of the day

fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu http://t.co/Y6S7FYo
4:47 PM September 12th via twitterfeed
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well played... http://t.co/6IwPl3D
3:43 PM September 12th via twitterfeed
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nuuuuuu... stop confusing me with your confusion and messing up me pretty codes!!! http://t.co/EwvJ9D0
2:40 PM September 12th via twitterfeed
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What's this giddiness in my head? Oh it must be Monday again... http://t.co/fsSUC7c
12:30 PM September 12th via twitterfeed

9/11 rants of the day

Yes people, the haze is upon us once again. http://t.co/wXMMiiB
2:14 PM September 11th via twitterfeed
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having dinner. nao... http://t.co/2fpMYdX
12:36 AM September 11th via twitterfeed
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I'm 30mins and craving for sourcream & onion potato chips! http://t.co/4XjgvW5
12:36 AM September 11th via twitterfeed

9/10 rants of the day

Could have sworn i'm driving in the USA; everyone hogging the left and the fast lane is leftmost... http://t.co/Iingrci
4:45 PM September 10th via twitterfeed
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look people, if you're going to drink wine, you gotta do it in style. these test tube babies aren't going to d... http://t.co/O2Lx34Q
3:42 PM September 10th via twitterfeed
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The Motherfarter. http://t.co/Xz0B5xn
3:12 AM September 10th via twitterfeed
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the wife is playing this... http://t.co/mB7SZah
2:10 AM September 10th via twitterfeed
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So... I like to find out about ERP gantry pricing, ahead of time. Especially if 5 minutes make a difference in... http://t.co/3e5koXs
2:10 AM September 10th via twitterfeed
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achieve 2 personal milestones this week, released 2 apps to market as a warm up. good times. :) http://t.co/b0ROgf8
2:10 AM September 10th via twitterfeed
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Hokkien: 蟹鍋茶歌父杯. don't translate this. http://t.co/JXGWxQG
10:00 PM September 9th via twitterfeed
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I don't usually eat veggies, but when I do, I eat yasai tempura. http://t.co/iNZiDw2
7:56 PM September 9th via twitterfeed