9/9 rants of the day

Why hello my turd babies, did you miss me? http://t.co/qKE4Zhg
4:49 PM September 9th via twitterfeed
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It's prata o'clock! http://t.co/SS4hTaf
1:44 PM September 9th via twitterfeed
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second salvo fired... http://t.co/XRKcCbz
1:17 AM September 9th via twitterfeed

9/8 rants of the day

life is short: play hard; life is long: remember to breath; life sucks: spit it out; life is dull: rickroll ev... http://t.co/hjj1tm7
6:00 PM September 8th via twitterfeed
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challenge of the day: post a status that can be generically understood by most people with smurf-nouns in use. http://t.co/uTSgWsw
11:48 AM September 8th via twitterfeed
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I don't usually listen to heavy metal. But when I do, it's because my neighbouring coworker is blasting it... http://t.co/zJuRcTL
11:48 AM September 8th via twitterfeed
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I'll stop the whole world, I'll stop the whole world
from turning into a monster, and eating us alive
Don'... http://t.co/H0r0K4f
10:46 AM September 8th via twitterfeed
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Fabian Lau you might be interested... http://t.co/eJ9APKL
10:46 AM September 8th via twitterfeed
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this is bad. i've got this "i can rest when i'm dead" attitude these days. http://t.co/YQcsGsD
1:27 AM September 8th via twitterfeed

9/7 rants of the day

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ http://t.co/ynMHlXA
1:05 PM September 7th via twitterfeed
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Know anyone who is doing car sales? Or someone who is shopping for a car? They will find this helpful in their... http://t.co/vIRljFK
11:01 AM September 7th via twitterfeed
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how can you tell you're getting old? Ex-classmates your age have at least 1 if not 2 kids, and the 3rd one jus... http://t.co/rIJk2p1
8:57 AM September 7th via twitterfeed

9/6 rants of the day

your friendly online genius that can tell you who you're guessing... yes, yes of course i managed to defeat it http://t.co/fD6wzZx
3:24 PM September 6th via twitterfeed
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is amazing. http://t.co/LaFg6ia
1:19 PM September 6th via twitterfeed

9/5 rants of the day

who is john galt? http://t.co/lGXErGw
2:36 PM September 5th via twitterfeed
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for good clean social networking, we have facebook.
for everything else: faecebook. http://t.co/udKvjli
12:33 PM September 5th via twitterfeed
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what do you get when you remove all the vowels from "female"? http://t.co/VCh6syp
10:13 PM September 4th via twitterfeed

9/4 rants of the day

Mother-in-law says i look like 戴阳天 WAHAHAHAHA http://t.co/pPLFwPk
12:26 PM September 3rd via twitterfeed

9/2 rants of the day

Video - "holy crap" http://t.co/CxbJmRl
10:05 PM September 2nd via twitterfeed
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Wonder what the reinforcement is for at the bend on sheares bridge... http://t.co/7eF7AKj
6:58 PM September 2nd via twitterfeed
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how *would* you explain software development to a primary 2 student? http://t.co/9urXKLF
5:57 PM September 2nd via twitterfeed
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Just walked past a walking smoker and decided to fart in his general direction... http://t.co/GpBB9W4
5:57 PM September 2nd via twitterfeed
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Try Going In Front http://t.co/jSlSoVR
9:27 AM September 2nd via twitterfeed
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how apt, one laptop each for my left and right laps... http://t.co/3BwNyhY
12:11 AM September 2nd via twitterfeed
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omg i'm OT-ing at home! whee~ http://t.co/3PZBOsC
11:09 PM September 1st via twitterfeed

9/1 rants of the day

dreamt that I was transferred to Armour Infantry, the scene included an APC... I'm guessing I subconsciously m... http://t.co/5Ivc1VF
2:53 PM September 1st via twitterfeed
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Cheese Shaker Fries, Cheese Shaker Fries, Cheese Shaker Fries. Try saying that in quick succession. http://t.co/yBzOYqw
11:50 AM September 1st via twitterfeed
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Yay look everybirdy! It's turdsday already~! http://t.co/RvsMDXS
9:47 AM September 1st via twitterfeed
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Channel U is showing 方世玉. Its plot involves revolutionaries. Is Mediacorp hinting us viewers? http://t.co/YZnawIN
9:28 PM August 31st via twitterfeed