Friday, April 30, 2010

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Ken Wk one more day!!! bit.ly/amqwoR #

Ken Wk no internet, can't do work... zzz (can only fb =x). bit.ly/9UrKEt #

Ken Wk the things i'd do for mcd... bit.ly/cMZAz0 #

Ken Wk is snacking again... braaaaaiinnnnsss... need fooooooddd... bit.ly/bh8VSx #

Ken Wk check, mate? bit.ly/b8Pezl #

love is irrational... actin g as if it is rational... #

Ken Wk for the past few weeks... memento mori... bit.ly/drTAaj #

Ken Wk quod me nutrit, me destruit. quod me non necat, me certe fortiorem facit... (what nourishes me, destroys me... bit.ly/b18GTN #

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Thursday, April 29, 2010

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Ken Wk why is openfire so challenging to setup? *begin to sing* "thank you NAT, thank you secpolicies, thank you f... bit.ly/aeJZgw #

Ken Wk "in sickness and in health, in wealth and in poverty"... thanks honey... (alright you onlookers can cue the... bit.ly/aO68dF #

Ken Wk thinks 60% of the people in office is carrying the same phone as him. bit.ly/ar1fOG #

Ken Wk omg this neighbourhood has kitties napping all over the place!!! bit.ly/9raNsf #

Ken Wk prata for lunch! bit.ly/dwTues #

Ken Wk starts snacking when desperately stressed...? bit.ly/dav85E #

Ken Wk ppl... pls leave debates on religion outside the office... tis isn't the place for such discussions. bystan... bit.ly/bTXJZY #

Ken Wk dear boss: did u know u hired a bunch of schizos who all talk to themselves as they code? or are u like us ... bit.ly/drETDt #

Ken Wk suddenly realises that updating too often in fb lets ppl see my strengths & weaknesses, issues & ideals, an... bit.ly/dgiYfp #

Ken Wk human greed: nature or nurture? bit.ly/9LLJlZ #

Ken Wk mcd for lunch anyone? ;x. bit.ly/95dyvl #

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Wednesday, April 28, 2010

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Ken Wk CSI Las Vegas storyline for today, as i remembered it: the DB is the daughter of a mob boss. club owner run... bit.ly/958UDQ #

Ken Wk . bit.ly/cNh5x0 #

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Tuesday, April 27, 2010

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Ken Wk yay it's monday!!! =x. bit.ly/cceMXR #

is very broke cos new job pay won't be in until end of this week... dunno if old job pay will be in tmr... *dies* #

Ken Wk friday faster come! =x. bit.ly/dhxl9H #

Ken Wk and the principles of escalation... bit.ly/daf2s6 #

Ken Wk "If you can't find something to live for, you best find something to die for." bit.ly/9u44pc #

Ken Wk How does Lady Gaga like her steak? bit.ly/drLoxW #

Ken Wk escalation: the foundation of humanity, the motivation for upgrades, the only way forward. (why yes, i thin... bit.ly/9ozsiC #

Ken Wk omg! verbal diarrhoea much? but that's okay, for every dark night, there's a brighter day... bit.ly/cWy66q #

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Monday, April 26, 2010

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Ken Wk legs crampy! falling off! w00t! bit.ly/b0i2ID #

Ken Wk i know this is ironic, but... monday & tuesday faster come!!! bit.ly/9mUk7a #

Ken Wk thinks he looks fatter now... but the weighing machine says i'd lost 3kg since 2 weeks ago??? bit.ly/9RBhFY #

Ken Wk i can achieve, together we will soar! ;x. bit.ly/c9roZU #

Ken Wk "Though this be madness, there is method in it." bit.ly/aywDrv #

Ken Wk 杨谨华 hair looks like broom, skin too... powdered? and her lipstick is scarily red. bit.ly/b43HoL #

Ken Wk is 利菁 drunk, high or what? why does she advocate so much hugging all over? wtf... bit.ly/bb2BuN #

Ken Wk thank goodness for 曾国城 on stage for the comic relief... i mean seriously. i don't know why i'm still watchi... bit.ly/cK2wCA #

Ken Wk wtf michelle chong also go hug all the guys... >_>." bit.ly/cmfGwY #

Ken Wk All the world's a stage, And all the men and women merely players; They have their exits and their entrances;. bit.ly/bg4IzV #

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Sunday, April 25, 2010

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Ken Wk is feeling invincible today! =x. bit.ly/aqteTQ #

Ken Wk is back from 2.4km + 5km + 200m... shiokness! bit.ly/betfK8 #

Ken Wk doesn't quite get the new kfc ad... bit.ly/bM7ZRX #

Ken Wk quid pro quo? was just pushing my limits randomly... but my muscles are achy breaky now... bit.ly/arwxOq #

Ken Wk sunday is here blade dagger's nothing knife about the weekend finishing for me to remark something cleaver ... bit.ly/dpLIi7 #

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Saturday, April 24, 2010

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Ken Wk lethargic much? zzz. bit.ly/cIX6Ek #

Ken Wk wanted: seasoned advice on apache 2.2 mod_proxy config. peppered with love welcomed. bit.ly/cGMA9B #

Ken Wk it's fryday! time to eat something oily, unhealthy and fried? bit.ly/cqNrpg #

Ken Wk freedom, facade and flexibility: it's all in your head, whatever you make it out to be... veni, vidi, vici. bit.ly/dpOJck #

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Friday, April 23, 2010

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Ken Wk stepping out of your comfort zone: it's like an out-of-body experience... push the limit! what's that? ok f... bit.ly/9TBMon #

Ken Wk omg am i turning narcoleptic?! i'm so sleepyyyyy... bit.ly/aAZXjI #

Ken Wk the bukit merah central mcd closed just last month, fml. bit.ly/bHsYf6 #

Ken Wk bukit merah central for lunch! =x. bit.ly/9BpNrU #

Ken Wk is peeved by the occasional ringtones fom incoming messagesand phonecalls about the offic e... my phone is o... bit.ly/azK9mf #

Ken Wk misses the ex-office and all his ex-colleagues (just not the work ;). bit.ly/atXDn9 #

Ken Wk internet connection experiencing intermittent disconnects? don't worry, you're not alone. bit.ly/czNLd3 #

Ken Wk bullshit baffles brains, but buyer beware, by bringing boisterous bingo balls, be burning brightly beyond b... bit.ly/dpgYew #

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Thursday, April 22, 2010

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Ken Wk carpe noctum! take every night by the horns! (since i posted carpe diem last night i should be fair to the ... bit.ly/cvp4Hk #

Ken Wk my colleague said that eating ya kun kaya butter toasts daily is too heaty, so i had a curry puff from pola... bit.ly/bVlOX2 #

Ken Wk lunch @ harbourfront! xD. bit.ly/d4RLxs #

Ken Wk saw a scampering squirrel! so cute! bit.ly/cN95HN #

Ken Wk mmm... starbucks java chip... couldn't... resist... bit.ly/9gymxe #

Ken Wk sine virtus, sine laus. what is glory without guts? bit.ly/aJE0jI #

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Wednesday, April 21, 2010

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Ken Wk ya kun again! =x. bit.ly/9gprjU #

Ken Wk yay! prata for lunch again! xD. bit.ly/bSiMd9 #

Ken Wk carpe diem! seize the day, everyday! bit.ly/9r8Vvu #

Ken Wk veritas vos liberabit... but sometimes the truth can be so hard to swallow it'll haunt you... bit.ly/cReLvf #

Ken Wk Happy birthday Chew Yuen Onn , Chris Lim Miao Juan , Erryqqa Rysell & Ellen Buddhattitude ! :D. bit.ly/cHLm3S #

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Tuesday, April 20, 2010

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Ken Wk let's get the week started! let's not be anal to every person! let's think about the weekend! :D. bit.ly/9VPZHR #

Ken Wk kate hudson upsized her cups for her birrthday. what's *your* birthday wish? bit.ly/byiGvV #

Ken Wk ya kun set A for breakfast! should i have this every morning now on? =x. bit.ly/c8Qjlb #

Ken Wk war is a continuation of politics. bit.ly/areeh6 #

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Monday, April 19, 2010

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Ken Wk has joined Monsters Inc. *rawr*. bit.ly/cmKQPS #

Ken Wk to the batcave! bit.ly/aPvKj5 #

Ken Wk everything in this world is flawed... that's what makes everything a worthwhile experience no matter how po... bit.ly/9XBGP0 #

Ken Wk 如何 让你遇见我 在这最美丽的时刻 为这 我已在佛前求了五百年 求佛让我们结一段尘缘 佛于是把我化做一棵树 长在你必经的路旁 阳光下 慎重地开满了花 朵朵都是我前世的盼望 ... bit.ly/92gSWM #

Ken Wk confirm nothing, deny everything. bit.ly/96G3ul #

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Sunday, April 18, 2010

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Ken Wk good morning! bit.ly/bYe6zX #

Ken Wk oh lazy saturday, take me away to a place without conflicts, take me away to a place without attachments, t... bit.ly/amxonx #

Ken Wk for all you peeps heading to the stadium later... better wear boots lah. it's gonna get soggy and wet on th... bit.ly/cVc6Gm #

Ken Wk BMTC 4. 7 companies each. 4 x 7 = 28. what are they going to name the companies after Xray, Yankee and Zulu? bit.ly/c9sSFC #

Ken Wk weekend, weakened? rech arging in progress! but the weather is so warm... (or is it my aircon?) =x. bit.ly/arP7f2 #

Ken Wk The way is shut. It was made by those who are Dead. And the Dead keep it. The way is shut. bit.ly/9480pB #

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Saturday, April 17, 2010

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Ken Wk it's friday, but i realise there's no day for dress-down here... =x. bit.ly/aSHn0d #

Ken Wk shamelessly declares he's a superbly patient man... or cat... ;). bit.ly/c4Rq2g #

Ken Wk 2 more days to the final summition date for income tax! Have you summitted yours? bit.ly/9xOA2s #

Ken Wk just realises he doesn't need to submit his tax after all... lol? bit.ly/d8Yqjk #

Ken Wk the week had been marvelous so far! here's to the weekend, the next 5 weekdays, and next weekend while i'm ... bit.ly/alY88W #

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Friday, April 16, 2010

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Ken Wk mcd mcmuffin w/ milo for breakfast! =x. bit.ly/avOF5Y #

Ken Wk has never seen so much javascript source in one repository before... bit.ly/9CGdh3 #

Ken Wk still prefers json (over xml). bit.ly/bhPvRu #

Ken Wk thinks he'll lose even more weight by switching to this job... bit.ly/dmAuOc #

Ken Wk knight rider gets better every ep! w00t! bit.ly/a1yzuY #

Ken Wk likes to watch as the world goes by, an observer in the shadows updated on your every move... bit.ly/9g1iBm #

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Thursday, April 15, 2010

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Ken Wk brought hp charger! muahahaha! bit.ly/dBaiYa #

Ken Wk gone anchorpoint for lunch! bit.ly/bkpOjX #

Ken Wk omg beef lasagne for lunch! xD. bit.ly/bXiLLc #

Ken Wk my wife had to scratch me just before she sleeps. bit.ly/drKxhV #

Ken Wk do you hear that? look out! it's the sound of thursday sneaking up behind you! bit.ly/bzXTyY #

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Wednesday, April 14, 2010

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Ken Wk wtf kpe so little traffic this morning! shiok! bit.ly/abaNer #

Ken Wk whee!!! day 2 commences! =x. bit.ly/aT7Soi #

Ken Wk finally having prata for lunch after so very long! xD. bit.ly/cqBCHn #

Ken Wk struggling to stay awake! =x. bit.ly/91lhdw #

Ken Wk feeling as thirsty as a chupacabra! xD. bit.ly/aSlpy4 #

Ken Wk i like to watch! ;) . bit.ly/9GFlbM #

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Tuesday, April 13, 2010

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Ken Wk whee!!! off to work! let's see what my fb update frequency will be from hereon now. bit.ly/dhkjd2 #

Ken Wk is very sweaty walking to the office building... zzz... bit.ly/ccdC9c #

Ken Wk is overdressed for the new office... polo+jeans everywhere! bit.ly/awe3vC #

Ken Wk omgomgomg! this place is javascript heaven!!! xD. bit.ly/cUs8W5 #

Ken Wk realises there aren't any lame ppl here! omg! hope they'll reveal themselves soon (if any)... lol. bit.ly/dgveC1 #

Ken Wk survived first half of the first day! typical day 1 wor... bit.ly/cMppYu #

Ken Wk has seen at least 2 people mentioning about thursday in the past hour. BUT IT'S ONLY MONDAY TODAY RIGHT?!! bit.ly/bNxgpu #

Ken Wk CAN'T WAIT TO GO BACK TO WORK IN THE MORNING!!! *HOPPING EXCITED LIKE A JACKALOPE*. bit.ly/axv7q9 #

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Monday, April 12, 2010

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勉强会有幸福吗? #

就想赖着你,怎么赶也赶不走? #

Ken Wk can haz greedy and content? bit.ly/9ReZ8J #

Ken Wk lunching with Felicia Wolfy Lee and Frédéric Sónic Chong. bit.ly/9Pa2en #

Ken Wk can has positive thinking! defeatist is for people with foot problems! bit.ly/99Dxox #

真的好想你 #

Ken W k History is written by the victor. bit.ly/b8wAD8 #

Ken Wk 是树的注视,让叶子不随风而去? 风寻叶子,只因水的忽略? 掂解。。。掂解。。。 bit.ly/ceBXKD #

Ken Wk is now wielder of 2 mobile phones... for the same phone number. it makes me feel like i'm committing bigamy... bit.ly/90kVDL #

Ken Wk thanks Microsoft for coming up with MyPhone... my contacts are now synchronised across both phones easily, ... bit.ly/bkZVkf #

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Sunday, April 11, 2010

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Ken Wk pure irony... bit.ly/c74CHf #

out of contact, out of sight, out of mind? #

Ken Wk wheee!!! *excited*. bit.ly/aGU6TK #

Ken Wk considers alternative occupation: fisherman (then everyone who knows me will be fisherman's friend?) bit.ly/bkCo5j #

Ken Wk in order to scale greater heights, sometimes one must first hit rock bottom... and rise from the ashes as a... bit.ly/9DMj2d #

Ken Wk gone swimming~ (wet, not dry) >_>." bit.ly/bGdWE6 #

Ken Wk going through life like a covert ops sounds very tempting... bit.ly/aL6CGy #

有点被玩的感觉 #

我人太好了。。。 #

Ken Wk realises he is easily amused (does this mean i'm simple minded?) bit.ly/cYiLXZ #

Ken Wk thank you NTUC, for operating your 24hours outlet near my home... to satisfy my late night snack cravings! ... bit.ly/9gKnpe #

Ken Wk the more things change, the more they stay the same. bit.ly/dxUECR #

Ken Wk 叶子的离开...是风的追求, 还是树的不挽留... bit.ly/b4LAGU #

Ken Wk can watch 我猜 & play modern warfare at the same time? bit.ly/cS5qdy #

a quick message lets me know you care... even if you're in another chair... i try to feel like you're there... #

Ken Wk Boundaries shift, new players step in; but power always finds a place to rest its head. bit.ly/cngQHz #

Ken Wk happy birthday Weera Bhummara. bit.ly/amyoxv #

Ken Wk arghhh... mw2 = motion sickness... but i still love a good massacre... bit.ly/c3iumQ #

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Saturday, April 10, 2010

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Ken Wk to everyone who is in office: please get off work on time today, it's friday!!! bit.ly/aN0r46 #

到底是怎么一回事? #

你真的在乎我吗? #

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Friday, April 09, 2010

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游戏其实早已结束了。。。 #

Ken Wk is officially unemployed for today, tomorrow, saturday and sunday. bit.ly/9O1rrc #

Ken Wk PERFECT! w00t!!! hurray! alright! YESSS!!! isn't it wonderful that tomorrow is FRID... oh wait i don't have... bit.ly/aPzrkG #

Ken Wk happy happy happy! :D. bit.ly/csYLX3 #

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Thursday, April 08, 2010

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spotted: jelly applies ultracarbon on diarrhoea. ditto intention to seafood. #

jelly consumed fat-inducing deep-prepared swine instead? #

suggested serving: kin-assisted jelly presence notification #

Ken Wk good fight, and good night. you will not be forgotten. (but maybe i will be...?) bit.ly/bCs7Vt #

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Wednesday, April 07, 2010

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Ken Wk This statement is false. bit.ly/c4Akzi #

Ken Wk universal studios: go now, or go later (when)? bit.ly/dt4s7P #

cooking jelly follow ET soon, flu-laden seafood retires early 4 am bk bf #

Ken Wk via Nick Tan. How you people rate me? 1: Crazy . 2: I'd marry you . 3: Talkative . 4: love me as a friends ... bit.ly/ch0BV1 #

jelly OT again... #

Ken Wk last day in this company... mixed feelings indeed. i'd hav e to say goodbye at least 100 times if i were to ... bit.ly/aoZLBC #

Ken Wk the rabbit hole runs deep... time to sit back, and take the show on the road... bit.ly/cbwr5e #

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Tuesday, April 06, 2010

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actress of the year... mmm... #

Ken Wk Chris Lai cried over my departure until he got 2 days mc! awww... ;x. bit.ly/b5u7nu #

Ken Wk 有点白目时间... bit.ly/avbIFR #

Ken Wk hmm... 75% of the big four is present in my list now... bit.ly/dcghM6 #

他已知道我的厉害了,现在因需以静代动,静观其变,拭目以待吧?现世残局也比较好收拾。 ;) #

Ken Wk is universal studios worth the trip going now, or should i wait a few more months for it to mature further?... bit.ly/a3TZL7 #

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Monday, April 05, 2010

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你...在哪里...? #

Ken Wk 的女人是要拿来哄的. bit.ly/aPbbgM #

Ken Wk 女人是要拿来宠的. bit.ly/d8OYN9 #

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Sunday, April 04, 2010

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很有娱乐性喔,怎么这么多人筹在一起。。。见你一眼就开心了 #

Ken Wk drink so much for what lo... >_>." bit.ly/dkjZSv #

会想你的 #

Ken Wk life is short! bit.ly/91LtvA #

Ken Wk baby you're my kryptonite, so why doncha come to my crib tonight. bit.ly/9Gncnc #

Ken Wk problem? well of course the problem will never be with me... so the problem is definitely because o f everyo... bit.ly/cmMN7a #

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Saturday, April 03, 2010

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so where r u going today, where r u going today? #

Ken Wk "you realise every time you suit up, every time we go out, it's life and death. you roll the dice... and yo... bit.ly/cCDMbE #

Ken Wk clash of the titans now... let's find out... bit.ly/aIWkgE #

Ken Wk is curious: when you talk to yourself, what language do you think/speak in? bit.ly/bANF2w #

Ken Wk te amo... bit.ly/bhttxl #

Ken Wk clare dragged us to st james again! omg. bit.ly/beWyEf #

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Friday, April 02, 2010

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Ken Wk has withdrawn his resignation letter. bit.ly/c2WMD1 #

you're welcome sweetie :P #

Ken Wk no, today is not my last day... bit.ly/dg75T4 #

Ken Wk watched the pilot ep of knight rider before today already... but it's still nice to catch it once more righ... bit.ly/dgYSt1 #

Ken Wk ooh McLunch is now available on weekeends too! bit.ly/ckdnZN #

Ken Wk the giraffe just needs a place to stand on and it'll be done! bit.ly/drz3Qu #

Ken Wk is in your head, making you think about him. bit.ly/bhRNoU #

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Thursday, April 01, 2010

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Ken Wk this will not be over quickly, you will not enjoy it. "joyous" will be the last thing on your mind. bit.ly/biN3me #

Ken Wk wonders: are men too goal-oriented? are *you* overly goal-oriented? bit.ly/aVkp8v #

Ken Wk 你有看"爱情动作片"的吗?xD. bit.ly/a3PvhH #

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