Wednesday, March 31, 2010

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if i buy one box of paracetamol can i get one viagra free? xD #

Ken Wk knows you like to watch. bit.ly/cGWPOm #

Ken Wk ricky martin came out of the closet... what about you? bit.ly/ac0zRx #

is being anal-retentive this morning ;) #

Ken Wk hates it whenever MSWord suggests to use "advice" when the correct context should be for "advise"!!! bit.ly/cgW5T4 #

Ken Wk is out of sorts... conflicted emotions? bit.ly/cWZSch #

Ken Wk is still hoping to borrow the hurt locker to watch, from anyone!!!? >_>." bit.ly/bOjaG8 #

Ken Wk arghhh hate seeing warrick die again... bit.ly/bLtCmJ #

rubberband? really leh... but rubber starting to crack under pressure... #

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Tuesday, March 30, 2010

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Ken Wk indeed went flew under the radar for the weekend... and is back to face the 4 day work week... 9 days and c... bit.ly/9JoOZV #

是真的觉得有越陷越深的感觉。。。 #

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Monday, March 29, 2010

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是否白等了吗?也不见得吧。。。 扰乱敌军之心,制造猜疑。。。 嘻嘻。。。 心情欠佳就别太烦了,加油! #

あなたはだいさんにんのだいさんにん。。。 #

开始对感情这玩意儿没什么信心了。。。 我真的了解这东西吗? 下一步该怎么走? 熊掌与鱼之中 选鱼的话 会被世人给排斥吗? 但鱼有渔夫在。。。 #

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Sunday, March 28, 2010

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Ken Wk 難しいな。。。 どうやって? bit.ly/aHDIYQ #

Ken Wk happy birthday Electra Lime =x. bit.ly/b2CoXa #

what's pleasure without pain? yin vs yang, death vs life... it's ok to feel pain... facing the darkness is a challenge everyone can take up! #

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Saturday, March 27, 2010

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Ken Wk I hate Lim Kim Yong. bit.ly/cwBVwy #

Ken Wk my ka kia send email for payment request... ineffective leh bugger you! bit.ly/bvWolT #

Ken Wk crane transport brokedown/blew tyre @ ecp towards tuas, lane 3 near rochor rd exit. bit.ly/9VVBwY #

Ken Wk bak kut teh @ mohd sultan now! bit.ly/cezhfF #

Ken Wk no my car can't fly, but i'm damn sure i can win a ferrari in a race for 60 to zero! bit.ly/a3edBu #

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Friday, March 26, 2010

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Ken Wk 信而安之,阴以图之. bit.ly/an3hAL #

Ken Wk wrath: check, greed: check, sloth: check, pride: check, lust: check, envy: check, gluttony: check. well at ... bit.ly/a1sstO #

Ken Wk if you are a transformer robot, what would you transform into? bit.ly/atdRhz #

Ken Wk feels like he's behaving like jack sparrow today. CAPTAIN jack sparrow... haa... bit.ly/bBMeTv #

Ken Wk is still waiting for alms from the guys... :(. bit.ly /az3dE2 #

Ken Wk let's have some fun this friday's sick, i hear the weekend countdown tick. bit.ly/djglsN #

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Thursday, March 25, 2010

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Ken Wk he who sees inaction in action and action in inaction is wise among men. bit.ly/9XhVCV #

darkness may fall, coldness may pile, your companionship makes it worthwhile :) #

Ken Wk happy birthday Eva Lam, Gevelle Cheng, Vera Tan (thu), Ferina Willes, Lars Lundtoft (fri)! :D. bit.ly/a9a5ai #

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Wednesday, March 24, 2010

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Ken Wk 阳乖序乱,阴以待逆. bit.ly/bk3VZV #

Ken Wk omg finally spotted a third touchpro2 user in sg!!! bit.ly/ceveVg #

Ken Wk internet explorer does not display custom error pages below 512bytes. bit.ly/bAHAiQ #

Ken Wk i'm sorry, i can't hear you over the sound of how awesome i am. bit.ly/9uEz2r #

Ken Wk am i fat? bit.ly/bMIC3b #

� �暂的幸福,能让人更珍惜,更回味 ;) #

Ken Wk Lim Kim Yong appears to like everything i post... bit.ly/bY8pVb #

Ken Wk the strong wind may blow, the cold rain may fall, to the end we will still have a ball. bit.ly/bBU9ed #

Ken Wk 2 more days to un-leongness!!! bit.ly/92pDQy #

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Tuesday, March 23, 2010

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Ken Wk 4 more days to un-leong-ness~. bit.ly/brPcla #

Ken Wk would rather watch snakes on the plane than a kelong-dwelling chen hanwei... bit.ly/bXYnBc #

信就两份,真情真意乃是爱也 #

Ken Wk oooh!!! knight ride is coming to ch5!!! OMGOMGOMGOMG!!! bit.ly/apq7dw #

Ken Wk i'm sorry, i can't you over the sound of how awesome i am. bit.ly/a3f8YL #

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Monday, March 22, 2010

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Ken Wk to the people who witnessed my face-glass performance, please pay up... limbeh changing surname to leong al... bit.ly/9FLNAp #

Ken Wk feels sick. bit.ly/dpeeaH #

needs effort. a lot more... #

Ken Wk is taking the heat... bit.ly/bZkqtT #

= toy? #

Ken Wk got bitten by domo! bit.ly/cviYEA #

希望每天都能见证奇迹的时刻 #

Ken Wk enjoyed the single player storyline of COD4... so sad and grim throughout the story, but at least the endin... bit.ly/9mW9Jc #

Ken Wk 示之以动,利其静而有主. bit.ly/ao0f5C #

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Sunday, March 21, 2010

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Ken Wk just up from sleep? not fully awake yet? well you should be, since you're looking at my profile pic. it's t... bit.ly/cHTh0m #

Ken Wk i miss u dear! bit.ly/9tP9ss #

Ken Wk urghhh... wasabi laced canapes! heartburn probably gonna last till dinner time... bit.ly/aZFsME #

Ken Wk zzz round 2 later... bit.ly/bNwgaZ #

分。。。心? #

Ken Wk the evening started "te rminal" continued "penultimate" and the groom finished up the rest... bit.ly/9zKde1 #

Ken Wk happy birthday Jasmine Seet, Andrew Ng & Jermaine Liu (in consecutive order for the next 3 days). bit.ly/9X33TB #

promises are made to be broken #

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Saturday, March 20, 2010

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Ken Wk to help start your day off wonderfully since it's Friday, have fun staring at my profile pic today :). bit.ly/bMduLA #

Ken Wk cougar wants me to look at her... =.=." bit.ly/9PxfxS #

Ken Wk omg wrx L plate middle lane road hogging! bit.ly/9ovpZQ #

Ken Wk is in yr fb forcing u to look at my creepy profile pic. bit.ly/cloXVG #

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Friday, March 19, 2010

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Ken Wk hot coffee. bit.ly/9UoQuX #

Ken Wk i reject your reality and substitute it with mine. bit.ly/dkGmb7 #

Ken Wk jack neo's wife = trinity, ah-nan = morpheus? he IS a "Neo" afterall... bit.ly/at6MWP #

Ken Wk happy birthday Frédéric Sónic Chong, Tan Kok Keong & Pow Chan Sam. bit.ly/9Xz4Jl #

Ken Wk 诳也,非诳也,实其所诳也. bit.ly/cDxCxT #

can't even begin to describe all the mixed feelings he has constantly... #

Ken Wk has decided to give you a nightmare... you should be in bed cowering under your blanket after you see this. bit.ly/aZIS7w #

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complexly simple

not much can be described about what is going on. but hypothetically, i'm having mixed feelings. something about new and old, something about love and passion, something about guilt and disappointment, something about lackadaisical and excitement... i'll cross the bridge when i get to it, i guess... i know i tend to complicate things that are meant to be straightforward and simple. maybe that's just how i like it subconsciously.

to the people involved, i'm sorry.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

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Ken Wk attitude hawker uncle selling hokkien prawn noodle... @#$% boycott! bit.ly/a67Vaq #

Ken Wk meow... bit.ly/atqbjc #

Ken Wk still water runs deep. bit.ly/bXXVo3 #

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Wednesday, March 17, 2010

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@pearlyntsy 850 wor... #

你给的爱没有道理 被你伤我也愿意 #

Ken Wk racking his brains... arghhh... bit.ly/dg3Qdc #

Ken Wk is a self-made rube goldberg device... bit.ly/cgdUJa #

addictive like a drug... #

Ken Wk motion sickness from modern warfare... whee... bit.ly/aVnlv6 #

Ken Wk acquisition, recollection, comprehension, application: 胜战计. bit.ly/9Jn5Hf #

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Tuesday, March 16, 2010

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Ken Wk arghhh the nasi lemak rice cmi today! halfcooked! D;. bit.ly/c6kasn #

Ken Wk for sale: SingTel iPhone 3GS, 16GB, white, new with box. contact me for the contact. :). bit.ly/aX1gOS #

Ken Wk ps3 owners add me to your friends list! :D. bit.ly/ddHzd8 #

me too. lol. =x meow... #

Ken Wk 就势取利, 刚决柔也: 吃敌豆腐. bit.ly/bbtTpe #

Ken Wk 坤下兑上之象, 利其不自主而取. bit.ly/bHfZQf #

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Monday, March 15, 2010

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Ken Wk sleepy sunday... bit.ly/9V2NmH #

Ken Wk @ master crab for dinner... gosh i miss eating frogs... =x. bit.ly/cLSPK7 #

Ken Wk 似被动,为主动. bit.ly/8ZBeCH #

Ken Wk will the neighbour who is getting laid not bang the walls so much, thanks? you're letting the whole block k... bit.ly/aBkzv6 #

Ken Wk wishes very much that the neighbour who is having sex right now not bang the walls so much the whole block ... bit.ly/dx7W4Z #

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Sunday, March 14, 2010

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Ken Wk good morning zzz. bit.ly/bNUbSN #

Ken Wk will be @ the IT show later... bit.ly/czlWhi #

thinking of? #

Ken Wk happy birthday Chen Xinhui Wendy, Hwee San Lek, Caslyn Tan, Joscelyn Ong, Radziah Razali, Bioloid Kim... an... bit.ly/amwkt6 #

Ken Wk suntec is so crowded! bit.ly/dCofCz #

Ken Wk hmm... i thought we came to suntec for the it show? what are we doing shopping fo r other stuff? and i'm hun... bit.ly/dwM0Dg #

Ken Wk queuing for seats to food, but nope, still not at the it show yet... =x. bit.ly/cWZXsu #

Ken Wk don't you ppl know you're not supposed to bring your kids to events like this?! bit.ly/d3oV7j #

Ken Wk 250gb ps3 + ffxiii from it show! no i'm not the one who'll be playing. lol... bit.ly/c474Jx #

Ken Wk 阴在阳之内,不在阳之对. bit.ly/bl6pZu #

Ken Wk rach is being turned on by the ffxiii cinematic graphics... bit.ly/aNd6kd #

Ken Wk playing ffxiii... something tells me it's a she just wants to keep me occupied. bit.ly/dcjfCJ #

@pearlyntsy uh no leh was never at marina square haa... was with rach. gray slurp tee and black/checkered berms wor #

Ken Wk finds it very appetising having dinner watching the spartans kill tons of persian mercs... =x. bit.ly/95Aohq #

Ken Wk 共敌不� �分敌: divide and conquer. bit.ly/9Ls5jD #

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Saturday, March 13, 2010

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Ken Wk 26 days! whee! bit.ly/9gZork #

Ken Wk "how much is that EQ in your brain loft? i'd like to see what your brain's worth. no point with just hiiii... bit.ly/dlYjfc #

Ken Wk just rickrolled himself in the head while having random thoughts. bit.ly/dpPHzH #

Ken Wk at it show, suntec. crowd is ok now... bit.ly/dmfdHI #

Ken Wk rare day having meeting now wor... i'll try not to zzz ;x. bit.ly/9r8rLs #

Ken Wk let's have some fun this weekend's sick, i'll let you ride on my facebook kicks. bit.ly/9KMP03 #

Ken Wk bak kut teh! bit.ly/awrVkY #

Ken Wk good doggy with a kitty. bit.ly/aaIv8I #

Ken Wk dear Rachel Chen has been awarded her temporary tai-tai license wef today... ;x. bit.ly/9stCjQ #

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Friday, March 12, 2010

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mmm yummy... #

Ken Wk bang bang... ;). bit.ly/cqr6HL #

Ken Wk A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea, "Let us fly!" Said the fly, "Let us flee!" So they flew... bit.ly/9j0qvJ #

Ken Wk if you read this, you complete me. (yes i'm using that phrase from iron man 2 everywhere now. irrelevance ... bit.ly/9KhIbU #

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Thursday, March 11, 2010

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Ken Wk at last, the rainmaker came. eww... bit.ly/aJAaq0 #

Ken Wk phew it finally rained, and i nearly thought i had to wash my car this month... =x. bit.ly/a8iP7P #

Ken Wk alice in wonderland: resurrection of raccoon city. ;x. bit.ly/awiEN1 #

Ken Wk just googled for "flemish rabbit poop" and he's not sure why. bit.ly/b44OdT #

Ken Wk bay windows are passe. new buzzword in property market: strata terrace...? bit.ly/bId3dx< /a> #

Ken Wk updated the router firmware. bit.ly/9HFY71 #

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Wednesday, March 10, 2010

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Ken Wk "so long, and thanks for all the fish." bit.ly/9TK9AT #

Ken Wk 韩国泡菜炸鸡拉面 (kimchi fried chicken ramen) for dinner (again)! =x. bit.ly/9DW6Fh #

短暂的快乐。。。也好。。。 #

どちらがもこころいたい。。。 #

Ken Wk the only constant in life: change. can anyone spare me some? bit.ly/aguIn9 #

Ken Wk searching for serenity in choruses of chaos... is this a dea th spiral i see? bit.ly/dpRSkt #

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Tuesday, March 09, 2010

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it's ok. i know you don't owe me an explanation. #

Ken Wk yay hurt locker wins hightech pocahontas! bit.ly/c5xVAA #

either way, departure will be inevitable, and it is such sweet sorrow... #

Ken Wk this is all too real... so real it hurts... bit.ly/9iOl7n #

Ken Wk happy birthday Sarah Shahul, Tim Bell & Kathryn Goh. bit.ly/afcC77 #

i guess i can sleep better tonight... :) #

Ken Wk cunning linguist ftw! bit.ly/cHSZpi #

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Monday, March 08, 2010

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what am i getting myself into...? why are you like that...? roar~ #

Ken Wk giggity. bit.ly/cGEvg4 #

there are options, and then there are alternatives. i guess you could say i'm an alternative... lol #

Ken Wk still haven't watched The Hurt Locker yet! want! bit.ly/aIqAx2 #

Ken Wk lol... the avatar cartoon has a new movie but they can't use "Avatar" in their title... bit.ly/aKzzbz #

Ken Wk omg iron m an 2 @ apr30! can't wait! bit.ly/a8B3h8 #

cunning linguist-ism 2 da max: triple ambiguity... #

Ken Wk really wish that guy didn't exist... he's made things much more complicated... bit.ly/bqrP7n #

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Sunday, March 07, 2010

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Ken Wk today is officially the 4th year in my current/first job. bit.ly/9F1lza #

Ken Wk Go to urbandictionary.com, type in your first name, copy and paste this as your status, and put the very fi... bit.ly/apKInC #

Ken Wk aims to stay sober lol. bit.ly/9VCH1q #

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Saturday, March 06, 2010

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Ken Wk attempting to reschedule biological clock? bit.ly/9bD4Rw #

Ken Wk wtf avoid lanes 2, 4 & 5 on ecp?! bit.ly/agcrLc #

Ken Wk can has a discretion. whoever you are that asked that damn question should have some too. bit.ly/bqR50C #

Ken Wk is very happy all the time! he loves flowers, peaches and rainbows! world peace!!! bit.ly/bdny2Z #

Ken Wk if Beiyi Gu were my sister, she'd be 甘贝伊 with english name as Scallop aka Yamseng...? bit.ly/9PDroH #

Ken Wk if you have something to ask me, please ask me personally instead of mucking around, stalking my facebook f... bit.ly/aPActt #

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Friday, March 05, 2010

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Ken Wk and the sun shall rise again... bit.ly/aI0toA #

Ken Wk struts2 = the matrix? it cannot be explained, you have to see it for yourself... bit.ly/cKgWo3 #

despite the conflict of interests, 心动不如行动?僕は離せるも良い... #

Ken Wk is looking forward to saturday ;). bit.ly/cln274 #

Ken Wk needs to install a usb socket and "print to pdf" button on his brain... bit.ly/9HSHhw #

Ken Wk nyan nyan gao! bit.ly/alEjvc #

Ken Wk is having a mood swing because you are reading this line. bit.ly/dgpULr #

我的那个去了哪里? #

Ken Wk happy birthday Anthony Ong! bit.ly/bKXoQ1 #

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Thursday, March 04, 2010

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Ken Wk morning glory! bit.ly/9P9K7i #

Ken Wk shaker fries here i come! xD. bit.ly/9WNV3P #

Ken Wk "can you ensure that he will be as good as you." - kevin, on edvan. rofl... bit.ly/bpomUA #

Ken Wk the copier has been relocated from in front of us to outside the pantry, thanks. bit.ly/aKVIZI #

Ken Wk omfg failhub is dead to me currently... bit.ly/8XjPMC #

是的,有感受到你在留意我 #

Ken Wk okay it's a rare night, but for the record, Chris Lai can't stand my chiding in the day and is active in fb... bit.ly/9fNKwy #

Ken Wk yes Beiyi Gu i realise you are commenting on everything i post right now. bit.ly/cyRroT #

Ken Wk no dear, i don't have the capacity, nor wish to elicit the interest of cougars... bit.ly/aqMlNr #

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Wednesday, March 03, 2010

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Ken Wk March 2, 2010: 3210. bit.ly/d6qbK0 #

Ken Wk what happens when a straying cat meets a stray cat? bit.ly/9Vly5R #

一颗心能否搁置在两处? #

Ken Wk R.I.P. xiaobai mk2, you will not be forgotten... bit.ly/dmv6NO #

Ken Wk omg japan has got style advisors for guys... can i recommend Chris Lai to one??? =x. bit.ly/91u0tk #

Ken Wk yes in case you haven't realised, i'm st ill on hiatus from papercrafting... bit.ly/blcevr #

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Tuesday, March 02, 2010

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Ken Wk restoring normalcy: why yes i do believe in it. bit.ly/arQ6po #

Ken Wk overheard: "if you are rich, i'm your brother. if you are poor, we don't know each other" =.=." bit.ly/aDYtcM #

Ken Wk just overheard: "if you're rich i'm your brother, if you're poor we don't know each other." bit.ly/bg7sQe #

Ken Wk ooh shaker fries (hot n spicy) will be back this wednesday! let's go mcd! xD. bit.ly/bn3qp9 #

am i the special one? #

Ken Wk arghhh ch5 cut the part where charlize plants the bombs in the blimp just to save time?! it don't make that... bit.ly/aKXxIv #

あなたのこころのなかだけにぼくは、じつというがよいです #

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Monday, March 01, 2010

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Ken Wk Rachel Chen just said that Mumble in Happy Feet (on ch5 now) reminds her of Chris Lai ROFLMAO. bit.ly/aiw1ll #

Ken Wk just bought rach a hardcopy version of her aion. bit.ly/cvmZ2H #

Ken Wk that guy on that fhm ad on tv that gets slapped over and over... he looks like he's put on lipstick?! bit.ly/ctLdX7 #

Ken Wk yes Elly Koh i notice you are on fb right now and checking out everything in my updates... :P. bit.ly/9bXuSn #

Ken Wk let's all start monday off with a positive mindset! DO IT OR T-REX KEN WILL GET YOU! :D. bit.ly/dm2Bk8 #

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