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Ken Wk suddenly felt egotistical enough to create a fan page of himself in fb... but then realises airconditioning... bit.ly/cx4atd #

Ken Wk in limbo. bit.ly/dsapyM #

Ken Wk 我的生活中的平衡点在哪里？ bit.ly/bcmZAe #

Ken Wk 长江后浪推前浪，前浪死在沙滩上. 新浪辛烫接前棒，后浪替称红不让. bit.ly/bRt2vt #

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status updates for today

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Ken Wk hey Rachel Chen why are you not using your pink longchamp we picked out from last saturday??? bit.ly/arEDuW #

Ken Wk this place shows hindi movies mostly it seems... bit.ly/ahPkvG #

Ken Wk what's your EQ? bit.ly/dirG2v #

Ken Wk Valentine's Day (the movie) was totally insipid... bit.ly/d52ROy #

Ken Wk have you ever wondered how we ever came to be, have you ever wondered why there's still a you and me. bit.ly/9CusNW #

Ken Wk booooooooooo. bit.ly/dfTSk7 #

Ken Wk happy birthday Eunice Lee :). bit.ly/cLltNc #

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status updates for today

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Ken Wk happy birthday Mavis Liang! bit.ly/99aNxX #

Ken Wk let the world tumble and fall, as i pull the rug from everybody's feet! bit.ly/dxdlf6 #

Ken Wk apparently my rug-pulling has a butterfly effect... bit.ly/bfvbxF #

Ken Wk gonna try holding out until end of next week! bit.ly/cMxEcF #

Ken Wk good luck Elly Koh! you'll need lots of it! ;x lol. bit.ly/9MZFyu #

why can't i shake that sadness away... omg this is so depressing i'm near suicidal! #

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*insert boring title*

i'm here to whine again. all of a sudden i feel that i'm stressing about mundane things. the honeymoon planning alone... i feel like

status updates for today

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Ken Wk ugh... hangover... bit.ly/9i3PE3 #

Ken Wk is still well hung... from the hangover that iis... bit.ly/b4LFMN #

i think that was meant for me. but then i'm not so sure... was it? lol... #

Ken Wk will the world i leave behind crumble into chaos and disarray? bit.ly/ccxHpu #

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status updates for today

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如何しますか？問題がある？知らない、べつにちょっと変なくでも。。。 #

Ken Wk fb status default text: "what's on your mind?", to which i reply: "beats me but whatever it is, it's certai... bit.ly/befHDW #

Ken Wk is eating mamee now... lol ;x. bit.ly/ccLokA #

Ken Wk can i join the singapore olympics poledancing team??? bit.ly/bQjOOe #

Ken Wk *rawr*. bit.ly/bpMRmw #< /a>

Ken Wk absolut highness! xD. bit.ly/biazK4 #

Ken Wk drunk-fbing is fun! ;D. bit.ly/asqTNi #

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Ken Wk East Shore Hospital is now known as Parkway East Hospital! bit.ly/cCMaFu #

Ken Wk are we still having pizza & 鱼生 for lunch today? D;. bit.ly/dxl6SQ #

Ken Wk life is never without a pecking order... bit.ly/9TNV8y #

Ken Wk has anyone noticed how much more frequent Rachel Chen is on fb ever since her game account got banned? ;x. bit.ly/95ah8l #

Ken Wk omgomgomg Rachel Chen is reinstalling her WoW now... x_X. bit.ly/93TwAS #

Ken Wk omgomgomg my wifi killed itself for 10minutes just now... (no apparently the connection for rachel's laptop... bit.ly/b7vUSx #

there can never be regrets in life, only salvageable situations... if you will it. #

Ken Wk what do you usually think of when your mind is blank and yet you can't sleep? bit.ly/a5A552 #

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• 15:20 Ken Wk sky is here to visit! :D. bit.ly/dw7c5w #
• 15:52 Ken Wk to everyone who bought 4D after being inspired by my accident on Friday, i want 10% commission if you struc... bit.ly/cvUd8p #
• 15:52 Ken Wk damn Chris Lai fly aeroplane cos he's too lazy to leave house during weekend!!! bit.ly/9KmdTA #
• 21:41 Ken Wk is in your fb, reading your updates. bit.ly/cLV10i #
• 23:49 Ken Wk damn you ivan... some people still have to go work tmr... but nvm i give u face! bit.ly/csWY1o #
• 00:54 Ken Wk has returned from boat quay... bit.ly/daTCxa #

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• 10:44 Ken Wk second attempt at our expedition to the west... will we succeed this time? lol... bit.ly/bTlq0B #
• 15:00 Ken Wk dino tour 30mins would have been more pleasant minus the annoying kids/parents hogging the exhibits, but we... bit.ly/bv6jr0 #
• 16:37 Ken Wk nap time... bit.ly/aJEdjr #
• 20:16 Ken Wk spotted Louis Poey at taka seoul garden =x. bit.ly/aq2t44 #

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• 11:58 Ken Wk zzz... bit.ly/cvfDnx #
• 13:03 Ken Wk shall drift off into lala land some more...zzz. bit.ly/cjACwL #
• 15:11 Ken Wk feels like a third/turd/turt'/tart/'tard/dirt... bit.ly/9GYFQu #
• 17:18 Ken Wk good morning singapore... bit.ly/d0pjST #
• 19:26 omgwtfbbqsrsly... why are you playing me like this... there'd better be a very good explanation... #
• 23:39 Ken Wk mood swing! lol. bit.ly/aPyyjd #

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transitions

i'm getting a new job soon, but it'll be a few weeks of waiting still as they run background checks on me thoroughly. only once that is done then i'll tender. it'll probably be april by the time all this is over.

i'm still feeling out of sorts.

being married doesn't feel that way i'd expected it to. she's maxed one of her game characters in that game, and she's got another 3 hanging around. i don't see an end to this fiasco. i've tried being happy since our wedding preparations started but at every turn, some thing throws a flying spanner in my face, so it's been a roller-coaster ride. i know there are plenty of things i can improve upon myself, but i definitely hope this relationship works out right to the end. my heart feels wretched every time i see her in her own world, and it dies a little every time i try talking to her about small things and she responds that she's in the middle of something, and doesn't respond for the next 10minutes (and promptly forgets i wanted to talk). i'd shamelessly admit that i'd cry a little on the inside when she "simulates" listening to me but none of what i've said went in either of her ears, after a long pause for a reaction. i'll suck it all in for now, but i don't know how long i can hold out.

ladies, please try to not torture your man. i know there are jerks out there, but the good guys can get it equally bad if you're not careful. i'm hanging by a thread, walking on thin ice with a chainsaw to my chest. one trip and my heart would be in pieces, and i'd be frozen, breathless and drowning. is there anything i can do?

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• 21:01 Ken Wk ouch... bit.ly/aBkB3b #
• 21:34 Ken Wk shed blood today and it's all edwin khoo's fault! &gt;:(. bit.ly/bKHx0d #
• 23:37 Ken Wk yes people, i walked into glass, embarrassed myself in the presence of the cashier+strangers, got cut below... bit.ly/aqcePs #

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• 08:28 Ken Wk happy birthday today Eunice Tan (thanks for that wonderful evening), Paul Thio & Siti Nur Mardhiah! (yeah i... bit.ly/bTtgHy #
• 08:28 Ken Wk ooh juicy! dish dish dish! bit.ly/9EsRIp #
• 12:40 Ken Wk just helped some strangers google for directions to a place i didn't even know about! bit.ly/cXO6Px #
• 16:20 Ken Wk found source of problem! main suspect on tablespace fully utilised at 100%! bit.ly/clvZdS #
• 00:20 Ken Wk you're not really on facebook until your profile picture is a real image of yourself. bit.ly/9ZZ58A #

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• 12:07 Ken Wk zzz wanna sleep... bit.ly/cUeCm7 #
• 12:38 Ken Wk all you POS better show up soon mwahahaha i'm damn early! bit.ly/bo7WKN #
• 18:53 Ken Wk at ave8 435 捞鱼生! bit.ly/aRK7SW #
• 20:27 Ken Wk yellow tail bubbles &gt; peach chardonnay! bit.ly/cjEFUV #
• 22:04 Ken Wk day 2 of detox for carbonated soft drinks from my system... bit.ly/cgVlPX #
• 00:41 Ken Wk give the lapt op a rest for tonight, after many weeks of uptime. bit.ly/dfgeyX #

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• 11:52 Ken Wk will we be able to go for our outing today? bit.ly/cuii2A #
• 17:04 Ken Wk epic fail! we'll try again tomorrow! bit.ly/94ZA7K #
• 18:38 Ken Wk it's still public holiday tomorrow~!!! right? bit.ly/dsDvmn #
• 18:38 Ken Wk OMFG DAMN Chris Lai YOU ARE ONLINE IN FB RIGHT NOW!!! bit.ly/cfVXs5 #
• 20:44 Ken Wk ahh... the solution to a warm, humid day: the water was nice and cool today clarence! xD. bit.ly/cLXqmM #
• 21:16 Ken Wk happy birthday Anthea Tan, Yolanda Zhuang & Emilia Goh. bit.ly/bZbW5s #
• 21:47 Ken Wk is in your fb, staring at your status updates. bit.ly/9T7XtU #
• 22:20 Ken Wk has a bad habit of wiki-ing every movie that catches his eyes... very sinful... bit.ly/c5EWaC #
• 23:24 Ken Wk 如果说对不起有用的话，这世界还需要警察干吗？ bit.ly/awmadc #
• 01:03 Ken Wk it's been a fun day on fb... ;) now back to my nightmares for the night. i think i was calling out for Rach. .. bit.ly/cAxCGA #

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• 13:49 Ken Wk happy cny and vday all, please don't google for 2girls1cup video. no, really, please don't. ;). bit.ly/a2lrt9 #
• 17:28 Ken Wk year of the tiger, it'll be grrrrrreat! bit.ly/93YGnI #
• 01:19 Ken Wk what if i'd weigh 200lb? bit.ly/d03Put #

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• 16:12 Ken Wk if you see a little something, smell a little something, think a little something, feel a little something,... bit.ly/bkNXFr #
• 16:12 Ken Wk omgrofl... no eyes see liao. bit.ly/9Mu7RW #
• 18:49 Ken Wk love-hates shellfish... ;). bit.ly/9aRpBJ #
• 22:09 Ken Wk to everyone who's chilling at home right now, in the words of hawaiians: "hang loose!" *shows shaka sign*. bit.ly/9VUasI #

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• 08:32 Ken Wk dreamt of pterodactyls in the urban jungle trying to bite his ass... are you one of those? bit.ly/9iiDEf #
• 18:36 Ken Wk needs to pick your IT brains! what can cause an enterprise system to not respond for selective components only? bit.ly/c2q925 #
• 21:44 Ken Wk thinks rach must be very tired iif she sleep thru kpe maintained at 100 all the way home... bit.ly/aTAUYz #
• 22:16 Ken Wk isn't feeling happy... bit.ly/bUOBcX #

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• 09:09 Ken Wk &gt; michael jackson: king of poop ;x. bit.ly/crm9JU #
• 11:50 Ken Wk seems to like life a little more complicated than it's supposed to... bit.ly/ahgERi #
• 15:31 Ken Wk so troublesome keeping so many people happy at the same time... juggling should be one of the sins! bit.ly/aQvbXO #
• 15:31 Ken Wk you can't spell "exciting" without the 'x'... bit.ly/c4MVEg #
• 19:12 Ken Wk storytelling can be quite a dangerous art sometimes... bit.ly/91 7WPR #
• 20:14 Ken Wk at mohd sultan bak kut teh again! bit.ly/dnygHl #

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• 08:25 Ken Wk doesn't feel too affected by the new fb layout... bit.ly/bmQEYi #

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• 08:22 Ken Wk dreamt the MSD came to my office... bit.ly/blqY0X #
• 11:28 Ken Wk loves making movie references mid-sentence on a serious topic. bit.ly/adNxpN #
• 22:24 Ken Wk has everything to lose and nothing to gain. bit.ly/dkYYfz #
• 00:29 Ken Wk just wants to be retarded some day... bit.ly/cD9q3c #

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• 02:22 Ken Wk thinks if there really ever were an emergency, nobody should try contacting Chris Lai for help... 4 missed ... bit.ly/aYeGkg #
• 08:39 Ken Wk the world is not enough. at least my world is not enough. i want yours, yours, yours and yours... bit.ly/cDAMLC #

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• 13:50 Ken Wk just woke up from a long dramatic dream... bit.ly/a2wvIe #
• 14:53 Ken Wk seems to be bumping into people everytime he goes downstairs to buy food... right Thomas Hoi? bit.ly/aFlIj1 #
• 15:25 Ken Wk took 12 flights just now cos the lifts were out for lunch... sure worked up an appetite! and the chicken cu... bit.ly/avikiu #
• 15:57 Ken Wk life is never simple... complications and surprises can appear at every turn... bit.ly/bgX3Rq #
• 18:02 Ken Wk finally dug out the certs... and cha nced upon his report cards. photos will follow shortly. bit.ly/a5fb04 #

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• 09:18 Ken Wk what's *your* vice? bit.ly/9AVlo7 #
• 13:58 Ken Wk Chen Xinhui Wendy having lunch near my place wor... didnt know she lives so near leh Terence Teo! bit.ly/d8SU3m #
• 14:29 Ken Wk &gt;_ bit.ly/9LUxbx #
• 21:19 Ken Wk bak kut teh @ mohd sultan with rachie~. bit.ly/agckFR #
• 00:57 Ken Wk *act cute for no apparent reason* -&gt; go picture that. xD. bit.ly/cPTFX6 #
• 02:00 Ken Wk just saw the "Fly to Auckland NZ" ad in fb... misread by dropping "ly to A" and wondered to myself is there... bit.ly/bhrtGm #

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• 15:34 Ken Wk the winds of change is blowing... on a side note, my user wants to use tag. *dies*. bit.ly/c0EDiv #

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• 09:56 Ken Wk happy birthday Kam Chunyi June! bit.ly/bWfyai #
• 12:31 Ken Wk fate came a-knocking a lot sooner than i'd expected... omgwtfbbqsrsly? bit.ly/anLKuj #
• 01:00 Ken Wk the gundam papercraft is finally complete! bit.ly/cN68oC #

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status updates for today

• 08:25 Ken Wk tries to retain his sanity. bit.ly/av6CCT #
• 08:59 Ken Wk will the people who are doing 70kmh please don't occupy lane 1 on the kpe? (or any other fastlanes). bit.ly/cwyMqX #
• 10:06 Ken Wk "what kind of fool do you take me for? ..." bit.ly/anAqDj #
• 14:58 Ken Wk can a guy take ippt sporting an orange mohawk? bit.ly/9qyC38 #

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• 10:41 Ken Wk has murderous hair today! bit.ly/bqomCD #
• 01:55 Ken Wk has run out of witty rebuttals for today... please come back tomorrow. bit.ly/aEiOei #

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• 08:57 Ken Wk is pretty sure his SO hates his BM even if it's not IBS... xD. bit.ly/cW2G5p #
• 17:49 Ken Wk waihon's seat has been taken. physically... ;x. bit.ly/9seI0t #
• 20:48 Ken Wk my word... bit.ly/bZd28K #
• 02:04 Ken Wk indeed... sometimes, the world perhaps really is not enough... bit.ly/duPsyM #

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• 15:15 Ken Wk R.I.P. dandan ;(. bit.ly/ajPXdp #
• 21:30 Ken Wk we're the only customers in this shop now... exclusive much? lol... ;x. bit.ly/a9QKb5 #

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