touché

let's see if i can come off as slick and cool here. i presumably don't have that built in me but i'll try. i'm feeling mellow today. melancholic somewhat. you can say, in other words, that my biorhythm is possibly on the down.

what is biorhythm, you may ask. it is not a difficult word. affixing the rhythm, a constant beat, with a biological reference. the heartbeat, you say? i suppose it refers to more than just the audible ticking of the living body. it should be by all means on a psychological plane. how a person can feel on a daily basis. i have read, that biorhythm, comes as a constant sine wave. it fluctuates very much like the ocean levels that follow the seasons of the moon. the rhythm has its ups and downs. meaning a person can feel like a millionaire one day, and a pauper the next day. because of his biorhythm. i do suppose it behaves like the stock exchange. how are you feeling today?

the following is an encoded message for the secret agents of my blog.
= commence message =
i like to hold my extra gear and hush puppies. slap slap slap.
= end of message =

it has come to my attention, that everyone has been real busy of late. i certainly hope, in my absence, everyone's still meeting everyone, minus the convenience of my vehicle and the lame presence of yours truly. maybe some can take a picture of your meal out with some others and send them to me. an e-postcard perhaps?

i must say i'm probably tired from the wait. it really is killing me to feel the anticipation. ready to fly. but not ready to depart. leaving behind all that is dear. leave behind my family. leave behind my friends. leave behind my gorilla. leave behind my computers. leave behind someone special.

don't suppose i deserve a shot in the head... somethings come with reason. some are on the gray. somethings don't need a reason at all.

*my arm is aching, could you jerk me off please*