i caught food crossroads aka Shi2 Zi4 Lu4 Kou3 on tv over a week ago n heard this joke from one of the hosts... can't get it out of my head hahaha but it's in chinese so... hope u get the joke anyway.
Long long time ago there lived a reverend in a temple. he had a huge jar of good wine hidden under the bed in his bedroom. one day, he decided to take a sip of his wine, but when he took the jar out, he discovered to his astonishment that the wine was all gone!
Being a monk he was not supposed to be consuming any alcohol, so he had to find a way to interrogate his disciples. He decided to call up all 4 of his disciples into his room.
"hao *jiu* bu jian le", quipped the reverend to the 4 juniors.
On hearing this, the 1st disciple, knowing what he meant but was fairly innocent replied "shan zai, shan zai(siang zai, siang zai)".
Followed was the 2nd disciple. He too, was innocent, and hence declared: "or mi tor for(wo mei tao he)".
Then came the 3rd disciple's reply, of whom had been slightly tainted, "wo fo ci bei(wo he si bei)".
So the 3rd disciple had drank 4 cups of the good wine. But surely 4 cups was not enough to finish the whole jar of it?
Finally it was the 4th disciple's turn. Little did the rest know... "zui guo, zui guo"... he finished the whole jar and got drunk!
haha sorry if my way of telling the joke was too lame or boring~! :P
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